Just for fun. Saw an image and recreated it in my way 
Those lovers look like they are about to get hacked by the nail under the bed
image is broken to me
EDIT:nope works now
Looks like the one on the left is about to"nail" the other one 
Perhaps âScrewsâ would be more appropriateâŚ
Depends where youre from, nobody uses that where I am but there are plenty of references to âgetting nailedâ
Nice image from what I remember, but its down at the mo.
I think a screw under the bed would tell the story a little stronger.