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Sorry, but who cares about the dominos! God, people take things so seriously. Was it worth killing for? Gee, I am sure the sparrow was waiting outside just dying to get in to ruin the domino world record attempt! I am sure his whole mandate was to fly into that hall and knock over a domino screwing the whole thing up!
In fact, I have secret information the sparrow was a Canadian CSIS agent secretly plotting for months the foiling of the domino record attempt and flew to the Netherlands just to ruin it! At a local gymnasium near my house there were odd sparrow noises late at night and men in suits with ear pieces guarding the gym with black vans and semi automatic weapons! You could tell they were really serious as they wouldn't let anyone within a 100 yards of the gym which used to be a recreation centre. Clearly this was a highly trained domino foiling bird that had lots of training and really meant to pull this operation off. I think maybe all domino setup people should cower at the sounds of sparrows now, as this will likely turn into a massive terrorist plot throughout the civilised world!!! God help those domino setup people and the domino person who knocks over that first domino . . . sniff sniff! Oh the humanity of it all!!!!! Maybe that incredibly brave, heroic exterminator should be immortalized as the domino saving hero he is! So brave killing the 200 oz deadly domino assassin sparrow who was actually mocking the exterminator by cowering in the corner! Gosh we should all tell our children about his courage!
hilarious how they said it was "cowering" in a corner. horrible they shot the bird, but im not sure they could have gotten close enough to throw a net on it.
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...Maybe that incredibly brave, heroic exterminator should be immortalized as the domino saving hero he is! So brave killing the 200 oz deadly domino assassin sparrow who was actually mocking the exterminator by cowering in the corner! Gosh we should all tell our children about his courage!
LOL
You do know what exterminators do for a living don't you? Most likely he was hired for something to this effect (as the insect exterminators where I live don't carry air guns).
Like I said, I am sure the sparrow "meant" to ruin the whole domino thing! Maybe we should just kill all the sparrows in the world so they won't cause anymore problems! In fact, next time I see anything or anyone make a mistake I will notify the exterminators so they can go "take care of it".
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