Chuck Norris...

[pailhead]

Chuck Norris can render an animation in Maxwell... noise-free.

[instinct]

Chuck Norris doesnt get wet...the water gets Chuck Norris

[Codi]

Pixar hides that the actual creator of Ratatouille was Chuck Norris. He did it from scratch using 3DSmax default scanline on a iMac, without having a single crash.

[YoyoBoy]

Huh? What are you guys talking about?

[simmsimaging]

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

[sjmoir]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdD54rG9oQA

[Jonferimonic]

I actually nearly pissed myself the first time I saw those facts. By far the funniest thing ive ever read. (i dont get out much)

[DrJan]

Since you don't get out much, I'm surprised you haven't seen them before :P

[Jonferimonic]

No dude, first time i read em was about 3 years ago.

[jonnybefree]

Pixar hides that the actual creator of Ratatouille was Chuck Norris. He did it from scratch using 3DSmax default scanline on a iMac, without having a single crash.

hahahaha!!!! this one is great!

[rmejia]

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris knows what you're going to write about him, before you know what you're going to write about him

[mike_kennedy]

Every year on Chuck Norris' birthday a lucky Final Render user gets thrown into the sun

[zoranm]

Fact unknown to the wider public:
Chuck Norris is the actual script-writer behind most of the Holywood movies since 1974!

Zoran

[Morne]

Chaos hired Chuck Norris for a marketing campaign. Nobody will dare to use a different renderer from now on. Also for some reason Chaos support dont get any more support calls about VRay crashing

[rmejia]

Chuck