Joke

[deflix]

A teenage boy goes upstairs on a double-decker bus and sits on the opposite side to the only other passenger, An extremely posh looking woman. After a few minutes the woman inadvertently farts and an awful smell is soon enveloping the bus. To break the embarrassed silence the blushing lady turns to the boy and says 'excuse me young man, but would you happen to have a timetable on you?' 'No', the boy replied. 'But when we turn the next corner I'll reach out of the window and try to grab some leaves'.

[Morne]

Nooooo!
That's just wrong

[yyk]

That's nice